Hot frogs near you*
Six eligible frogs. Swipe left to pass, right to flirt. Buttons, arrow keys or a proper finger swipe: your standards, your problem.
*“Near” means somewhere in this entirely fictional pond. We don’t use your location.
BAD FROGS. GOOD TIMES.
GET WET.
IT’S A POND.
Shameless frogs. Questionable chat-up lines.
Absolutely no shame.
100% fictional frogs. 0% dignity.
overdressed.
THE POND HAS STANDARDS. LOW ONES.
HOT FROGS.
COLD BLOODED.
Same pond.
Different problems. ♡
These are fictional comedy characters. Nobody here is an actual date. Especially Big Daddy.
YOUR DIGNITY IS SAFE. PROBABLY.
PLAY THE POND.
Say it with your throat.
Original synthetic pond noises. Terrible communication skills.
Tap to make a scene. Sound starts only when you ask.
TASTEFULLY UNCOVERED. AS FROGS GENERALLY ARE.
THE GLAMOUR FILES.
Bad decisions.
Beautiful resolution.
One free taste of the pond. Three character collections available in the shop. Digital artwork only: no deliveries, no subscriptions, no frog turning up at your house.
Pond Teasers
Three original portrait wallpapers. An excellent excuse to change your lock screen.
Get the free pack ↓ZIP download • JPG artwork • Personal usePaid pack previews are shown above; the full portraits and wallpapers are delivered after purchase. The shop shows current prices and any applicable taxes.
KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. AND THE POND QUESTIONABLE.
ENJOYED THE NONSENSE?
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Optional support includes a downloadable thank-you PDF. Paid picture packs are sold separately.